Category: Funny

Chasing Bears

by Harrison Birkett Over the course of my first summer I saw seven bears. I remember, because I counted. Most of those times I didn’t see anything more than the big, furry shadow of the beast as it sprinted through…

The Table

by Elena Sorensen “My leg hurts bad so get off the table!” A pause. “Also, no offense, but you look like a rabbit.” I gazed at Carly Karlson. Blonde, Swedish-Lutheran stock. Daughter of Flat Rock Covenant Church’s Pastor Rick Karlson.…

The Boys in the Band

by Annie Stillar I first went to camp in 1992, the summer before starting 2nd grade. I didn’t know much at seven years old, but I knew camp was all about status. The 6th graders ruled the roost and everyone wanted to…